THE GETAUVE JOURNAL
2026-10-09 02:29:28
Finding Your Setting in Two Tries
Cycling through ten levels in thirty seconds is the fastest way to find nothing at...
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Learning the Buttons Before You Need Them
My first session was mediocre because I was pressing the wrong button. I didn't find...
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Keeping a Toy Out of Sight but Ready
Give me five minutes and one drawer you don't open in front of guests. That's...
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A Fast Reset Between Two Uses
Wiping before you rinse is the mistake. You're spreading residue around instead of washing it...
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Drying a Toy Before You Put It Away
You wash it, wipe the outside, and put it away. Two weeks later there's a...
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Using Lubricant With a Silicone Toy
More lubricant usually isn't the fix. Going slower - two small passes instead of one...
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Pairing a Wand With a Stretch Routine
The first session was underwhelming. It wasn't the wand - I'd skipped the warm-up entirely...
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Using a Toy in the Shower Safely
Slower is the safer setting in the shower, and not for the reason most people...
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Three Picks That Survive a Move
You've searched for three hours and every list pushes the same three brands. That says...
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Three Picks for a Shared Bedroom Routine
If your partner isn't part of the decision, skip the couples set. Buy the one...
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Three Picks When You Are Watching Every Purchase
Different people should buy different things. That's the conclusion. The rest is working out which...
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Three Picks That Charge Overnight
Same three situations, three different answers: using it alone, using it with someone, and taking...
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